TL;DR: We Party!

Our Mission

We are are assembling the largest and most patriotic bar crawl that the nation has ever seen. Patriots, we know you bleed red white and blue, now it's time to prove it. We want to bring America together for a drink, and maybe a couple shots.

Good morning. This summer we will join others from around the world. And we will be launching the largest, most patriotic bar crawl in this history of mankind.

Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that this day is so close to the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution — but for our rights to party!

We’re fighting for our right to live life to the fullest.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as just another day, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

”We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”

Today, we celebrate the Great American Bar Crawl!
— Thomas Whitmore, The President of the United States from Independence Day